kris

homowrecked:

but they both mean at somepoint, somewhere, someone did care

homowrecked:

but they both mean at somepoint, somewhere, someone did care

"Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry."

5 days ago with 190,962 notes

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

5 days ago with 63,080 notes

"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."
(via j-term)

5 days ago with 700,250 notes

myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

myonlyfrearofdeath:

This is like so simple but so cool…

nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

5 days ago with 192,619 notes

fantasticcatadventures:

goals

fantasticcatadventures:

goals

"Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it."
Unknown  (via im-simply-me)

5 days ago with 162,558 notes

  • friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
  • me: drunk

5 days ago with 313,254 notes