kris

  • dan: i have blood up to my elbows
  • bb16 houseguests: i can't get any blood on my hands!! i have to nominate the same people!!!

3 weeks ago with 111 notes

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

3 weeks ago with 77,263 notes

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

3 weeks ago with 306,083 notes

kellynkeller:

zingbot to danielle: “Shane has a surprise gift for you when you leave the house….A RESTRAINING ORDER!  ZZZIIIIINNNNGGG!”

can they reuse this zing for caleb?

3 weeks ago with 8 notes

"Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything."

3 weeks ago with 1,499 notes

evgeniemalkin:

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

evgeniemalkin:

ayyyyyyyyyyyy

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

3 weeks ago with 190,243 notes

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

3 weeks ago with 491,368 notes

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

3 weeks ago with 373,712 notes

boobslyn:

I love seeing other lesbians in public like hello yes I am of your kind

1 month ago with 19,164 notes

do yourself a favour and look at your blog archive cause you’ll just be scrollin and thinkin “wow who is this fuckin cool ass person, they rock”

1 month ago with 3 notes

heykristyj:

me and my boyfriend 

heykristyj:

me and my boyfriend